young, broke, and hot shit. all are welcome here except sanctimonious assholes and people who liked The Fountainhead. regular assholes are allowed.


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Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
  2. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
  3. "Best Song Ever" by One Direction
  4. "Gangnam Style" by Psy
  5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. "Scream & Shout" by feat. Britney Spears
  7. "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
  10. "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell

And yet he isn’t related to Frankie Yankovic


I grew up with Weird Al mashups, and I am so happy about this.

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Does anybody want to talk to me about pregnancy?

I don’t trust family to give me realistic answers, because they all want grandkids/nieces/nephews/whatever and that makes them automatically suspicious.

I just want to know if it’s as horrible as I think it is.



we need a deadpool marvel movie

if one day I won’t reblog this, you can as well assume, I’m dead.

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It’s (expletive) wicked,” said Steven French, an 18-year-old who was said he was visiting from Haverhill, Mass.
“It’s just like a rush. You’re revolting from the cops,” he said, sometime after 9 p.m. “It’s a blast to do things that you’re not supposed to do.

One person’s quote from the New Hampshire Keene State riots sums up white privilege in America. Whites don’t have to worry about police/other people coming down hard on them for simply existing, for walking down a sidewalk (Michael Brown), for carrying a gun in a Wal-Mart (John Crawford), for walking home after going to a convenience store (Trayvon Martin), for trying to get help after a car crash (Renisha McBride, Jonathan Ferrell). 

So, yeah, Steven, go on and enjoy your white privilege. Never mind that African-Americans are literally dying while you and other whites get to literally stand on top of upturned cars without threats of being killed for simply existing. 

Meanwhile, thank you for giving us a quote to illustrate white privilege in America. You’re an asshole, Steven. [Sentinel Source]

(via thepoliticalfreakshow)

Today I played trombone and I was awesome.

This is what happens when nobody knows you played clarinet for several years and have a very good understanding of How To Match Pitch Using Only Your Face.

So just to reiterate.

We have two former Warlords, Luffy, and Whitebeard on our side.

Three of the current Warlords give very few, if any, fucks about the Government actually winning, and one may or may not be of any use.

Shitshow in the making?