young, broke, and hot shit. all are welcome here except sanctimonious assholes and people who liked The Fountainhead. regular assholes are allowed.

 

Remember how, a few weeks ago, my cousin texted me FOUR HOURS before my wedding reception and was like “my dad decided to leave the country yesterday, can I bring this other person in his place?” And I was like hell no who the balls is this person anyway?

Asked my mother the other day. Apparently it’s my cousin’s boyfriend that she doesn’t acknowledge as her boyfriend? YOU DO NOT GET TO HAVE A SECRET BOYFRIEND AND ALSO EXPECT HIM TO BE INVITED TO FAMILY FUNCTIONS. THAT IS NOT HOW SECRET WORKS.

Also you’re over 30, so wtf are you doing with a *secret* boyfriend? This is not a Gaston Leroux novel, this is Real Life.

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

persephone-hime:

cheskamouse:

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

EXTREME CATTING!!!!!!!!!!!

his cat level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

persephone-hime:

cheskamouse:

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

EXTREME CATTING!!!!!!!!!!!

his cat level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: beppski)

mtv:

nominee 2 of 6
like or reblog this post to vote lord of the rings for best fandom forever!
scope out all the other nominees and see who’s in the lead. then watch the mtvU fandom awards on sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv to see which o.g. fandom takes the crown!

mtv:

nominee 2 of 6

like or reblog this post to vote lord of the rings for best fandom forever!

scope out all the other nominees and see who’s in the lead. then watch the mtvU fandom awards on sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv to see which o.g. fandom takes the crown!

His head, it just…it looks like a vegetable. Gordon Ramsay looks like a parsnip!

BoyThing

ladyfabulous:

arya—snark:

chubbycartwheels:

cloudy-souls:

scrapes:

sapiophilous:

panemoppression:

Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.

Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.

sign this or die

Free Him

PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION, IT STILL HASNT REACHED ITS QUOTA AND WE GOTTA SAVE THIS BEAR!!!

Please sign please sign please sign please sign!

Zoos are terrible. But if he’s always been in captivity he may not be able to survive in the wild, so he should at least be at a zoo that is in the right climate and has appropriate facilities.